dirtymane:

Strain Name: Alaskan Thunderfuck
Grade: A
Type: Hybrid Sativa/Indica
Looks: light green and very crystally, couldn’t be more white than it looks with various spots of bright orange hairs.
Smell: Has a very diesel scent to it also a very strong skunk and catpiss smell.
Taste: The flavor could’t be any better, A very strong orange/banana taste with a spicy after taste.
Effects: One of the best strains to be known. Works great for any kind of pain, and gives you an immediate high. Mostly used for patients with no appetite’s, this strain will starve you in the comedown

dirtymane:

Strain Name: Alaskan Thunderfuck

Grade: A

Type: Hybrid Sativa/Indica

Looks: light green and very crystally, couldn’t be more white than it looks with various spots of bright orange hairs.

Smell: Has a very diesel scent to it also a very strong skunk and catpiss smell.

Taste: The flavor could’t be any better, A very strong orange/banana taste with a spicy after taste.

Effects: One of the best strains to be known. Works great for any kind of pain, and gives you an immediate high. Mostly used for patients with no appetite’s, this strain will starve you in the comedown

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Strain Name: Black Cherry Soda

Grade: A++

Type: 80/20 sativa dominant

Looks: What beautiful weed should look like. The picture really doesnt do this one justice. Thick dense nugs that seem to have a powered sugar coat, nice orange hairs that creep through, plus just beautiful purple undertones that mix in with the oh so pretty green. 

Smell: First sniff of this nug and you just know you got some great weed. Very unique berry smell. How Blue Dream is unique to a blue smell, this is just as unique to a yummy black cherry smell. 

Taste: Taste is almost exactly like the smell. VERY unique berry taste on the inhale, and a nice cream soda taste on the exhale. Taste just gets better with each bong hit. 

Effects: Starts off in the back of the head and behind the ears, very cerebral to start. With a few more bong hits this really starts to get into the shoulders. Very nice surprising upper body tingle! Packs a great sativa punch, with just a slight indica kick to give the body a great sensation also! Very uplifting!

Potency: K.O. sativa power, with that slight indica kick. Dont pass up the opportunity of getting to try this one!!!

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: Mid-day use is great, great for some good music, very uplifting high.


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Strain Name: Black Cherry Soda

Grade: A++

Type: 80/20 sativa dominant

Looks: What beautiful weed should look like. The picture really doesnt do this one justice. Thick dense nugs that seem to have a powered sugar coat, nice orange hairs that creep through, plus just beautiful purple undertones that mix in with the oh so pretty green.

Smell: First sniff of this nug and you just know you got some great weed. Very unique berry smell. How Blue Dream is unique to a blue smell, this is just as unique to a yummy black cherry smell.

Taste: Taste is almost exactly like the smell. VERY unique berry taste on the inhale, and a nice cream soda taste on the exhale. Taste just gets better with each bong hit.

Effects: Starts off in the back of the head and behind the ears, very cerebral to start. With a few more bong hits this really starts to get into the shoulders. Very nice surprising upper body tingle! Packs a great sativa punch, with just a slight indica kick to give the body a great sensation also! Very uplifting!

Potency: K.O. sativa power, with that slight indica kick. Dont pass up the opportunity of getting to try this one!!!

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: Mid-day use is great, great for some good music, very uplifting high.


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mistahprez:

Strain Name: Brainstorm Haze

Grade: A-

Type: Sativa: 90%; Indica: 10%, Haze

Looks: Dense, Dark Green Leaves w/ A Hint of Purple, Decent Amount Of Red Hairs, Frosty And Sticky

Smell: VERY FRUITY

Taste: Sweet And Fruity w/ A Bit Of A Earthy Taste Too It.

Effects: Packed A .5 And I Was Pretty Uplifted. Extremely Relaxed

Potency: Lasted A Good 3 Hours

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: (Severe)Insomnia, Depression, Appetite, 


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mistahprez:

Strain Name: Brainstorm Haze

Grade: A-

Type: Sativa: 90%; Indica: 10%, Haze

Looks: Dense, Dark Green Leaves w/ A Hint of Purple, Decent Amount Of Red Hairs, Frosty And Sticky

Smell: VERY FRUITY

Taste: Sweet And Fruity w/ A Bit Of A Earthy Taste Too It.

Effects: Packed A .5 And I Was Pretty Uplifted. Extremely Relaxed

Potency: Lasted A Good 3 Hours

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: (Severe)Insomnia, Depression, Appetite,


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mistahprez:

Strain Name: Key Lime Kush

Grade: A+

Type: Indica Dominant

Looks: probably the most frosty bud ive had so far. the amount of crystals on these nugs are crazy. bright green, with almost white spots.
Smell: very sweet. gives off a faint lime smell

Taste: stronger than the smell. very sour, with hint of some sort of lime flavor. Really reminded me of a lime-aid drink’s aftertaste.

Effects: Right away the body effect takes place. Makes you feel very tingly and warm. Soon i started to feel it in the head. A spacey, relaxed mindset. Very euphoric.

Potency: Strong 1.5-2.5 hours

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: Stress, Anxiety, Body aches and pains, Bad Appetite

mistahprez:

Strain Name: Key Lime Kush

Grade: A+

Type: Indica Dominant

Looks: probably the most frosty bud ive had so far. the amount of crystals on these nugs are crazy. bright green, with almost white spots.
Smell: very sweet. gives off a faint lime smell

Taste: stronger than the smell. very sour, with hint of some sort of lime flavor. Really reminded me of a lime-aid drink’s aftertaste.

Effects: Right away the body effect takes place. Makes you feel very tingly and warm. Soon i started to feel it in the head. A spacey, relaxed mindset. Very euphoric.

Potency: Strong 1.5-2.5 hours

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: Stress, Anxiety, Body aches and pains, Bad Appetite

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Strain Name: Cali Gold’s Cherry Cough Syrup

Grade: A

Type: Nigerian(DPG pheno) x (Nigerian Lemon x OG Kush)

Looks: they look killer, some of the very best outddor herb i’ve seen, the buds look almost yellow because of the heavy coating of resin, they are also super stiff feeling even though they are not dense like an indica. 

Smell: Like cherry medicine or cough drops, cedar wood, petroleum with a kid of hazey smell in there too. Super dank, smells like a cherry cough drop fell in some gasoline

Taste: The flavor is A+ and comes through like it smells which is really hard to find. a hazey cherry medicine flavor with a thick sweet smoke

Effects: really racey and nervous, kinda scarey in a way, makes you panic a little bit but you dont wanna move for a while at the same time. its less funtional than most strains right now. I can usually smoke an still remain clear headed, and this bud is a little confusing and hard to remain sharp mentally.

Potency: it’s really strong and in a different way than all of the kushes, rather than mellow and sedating this is racey, and psychadelic, makes you think everyone knows your high

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: pain, ulcers, depression, MS, nausea

mistahprez:

Strain Name: Cali Gold’s Cherry Cough Syrup

Grade: A

Type: Nigerian(DPG pheno) x (Nigerian Lemon x OG Kush)

Looks: they look killer, some of the very best outddor herb i’ve seen, the buds look almost yellow because of the heavy coating of resin, they are also super stiff feeling even though they are not dense like an indica.

Smell: Like cherry medicine or cough drops, cedar wood, petroleum with a kid of hazey smell in there too. Super dank, smells like a cherry cough drop fell in some gasoline

Taste: The flavor is A+ and comes through like it smells which is really hard to find. a hazey cherry medicine flavor with a thick sweet smoke

Effects: really racey and nervous, kinda scarey in a way, makes you panic a little bit but you dont wanna move for a while at the same time. its less funtional than most strains right now. I can usually smoke an still remain clear headed, and this bud is a little confusing and hard to remain sharp mentally.

Potency: it’s really strong and in a different way than all of the kushes, rather than mellow and sedating this is racey, and psychadelic, makes you think everyone knows your high

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: pain, ulcers, depression, MS, nausea

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mistahprez:

Strain Name: Super Silver Haze

Grade: A+

Type: Sativa

Looks: medium foresty-green with bunches of brownish-orange leaves. Fat, dense nugs

Smell: Fruity, sweet. Delicious

Taste: Sweet and smooth like peaches & cream. Not too thick and no bad aftertaste.

Effects: Nice body high & head high. Good for thinking and producing and getting stuff done.

Potency: Strong

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: talking (deep conversations), thinking, numbness, chilling, creativity 


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mistahprez:

Strain Name: Super Silver Haze

Grade: A+

Type: Sativa

Looks: medium foresty-green with bunches of brownish-orange leaves. Fat, dense nugs

Smell: Fruity, sweet. Delicious

Taste: Sweet and smooth like peaches & cream. Not too thick and no bad aftertaste.

Effects: Nice body high & head high. Good for thinking and producing and getting stuff done.

Potency: Strong

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: talking (deep conversations), thinking, numbness, chilling, creativity


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mistahprez:

Strain Name: Great White (G.W.)

Grade: A-

Type: Hybrid – Sativa Dominant

Looks: Has a pale green tint to it with a good mix of light and pale orange hairs, it also has a great covering of crystals giving it a semi white tint

Smell: Has a sweet yet some what earthy smell to it, once you break it open it has a very nice mix of wild flowers and Poppy

Taste: very clean and smooth, there is little to no expansion, has a mild flavor of chlorine on the finish though

Effects: I found the effects to be very up lifting and I felt fairly motivated. I also had no headache or any mild pain

Potency: 1 to 1.5 hr

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez


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mistahprez:

Strain Name: Great White (G.W.)

Grade: A-

Type: Hybrid – Sativa Dominant

Looks: Has a pale green tint to it with a good mix of light and pale orange hairs, it also has a great covering of crystals giving it a semi white tint

Smell: Has a sweet yet some what earthy smell to it, once you break it open it has a very nice mix of wild flowers and Poppy

Taste: very clean and smooth, there is little to no expansion, has a mild flavor of chlorine on the finish though

Effects: I found the effects to be very up lifting and I felt fairly motivated. I also had no headache or any mild pain

Potency: 1 to 1.5 hr

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez


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mistahprez:

Strain Name: Abra Cadabra
Grade: A
Type: Sativa
Looks: the buds are a dark green with alot of orange hairs. theres sprinkles of white covering the buds which under the right light makes it shine.
Smell: the smell is super dank with a hint of sweetness to it. very intoxicating love this smell!!!
Taste: a little harsh on the inhale and nice and sweet on the exhale.
Effects: at the beginning its very nice and chill and within a few minutes it hits you and its a complete body high.
Potency:  high

mistahprez:

Strain Name: Abra Cadabra

Grade: A

Type: Sativa

Looks: the buds are a dark green with alot of orange hairs. theres sprinkles of white covering the buds which under the right light makes it shine.

Smell: the smell is super dank with a hint of sweetness to it. very intoxicating love this smell!!!

Taste: a little harsh on the inhale and nice and sweet on the exhale.

Effects: at the beginning its very nice and chill and within a few minutes it hits you and its a complete body high.

Potency:  high

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mistahprez:

Strain Name: Blue Goo

Grade: B+

Type: Sativa Hybrid (60%-40%)

Looks: Bright with a deep green and a creamy orange look.

Smell: Tangy sweet and zesty

Taste: Sweet and Smooth

Effects: Clean uplifting high with a nice head high behind it. Can have a relaxed body effect

Potency: 8.5/10

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: Depression, Nausea, Stress, Mild Anxiety

mistahprez:

Strain Name: Blue Goo

Grade: B+

Type: Sativa Hybrid (60%-40%)

Looks: Bright with a deep green and a creamy orange look.

Smell: Tangy sweet and zesty

Taste: Sweet and Smooth

Effects: Clean uplifting high with a nice head high behind it. Can have a relaxed body effect

Potency: 8.5/10

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: Depression, Nausea, Stress, Mild Anxiety

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mistahprez:

Strain Name: Northern Lights

Grade: A+

Type: Indica

Looks: Dense, smallish, popcorn sized nuggets. Bright green with dark orange hairs, and heavily frosted.

Smell: classic skunk scent. The strongest skunk smell of any strains I’ve smoked(which I’ve smoked a lot). 

Taste: earthy taste, with hints of lemon on the first couple puffs.

Effects: Very much a body stone, almost entirely felt in the chest, and legs. Very mellow, no racy or cerebral effects. This strain works wonders for my nausea and stomach pain, and provides a very nice muscle relaxant effect. Legs get a little jelly-like after a few hits, and it makes me feel quite weak due to the potent muscle relaxation. This is a perfect night time strain for me, and ticks all the important boxes: helps me sleep, no raciness or paranoia (I suffer from panic attacks, so this is important), gives me a great appetite boost, relaxes my muscles, and helps me sleep.

Potency: Medicinally, it’s very potent, but is not an overpowering stone for those looking to get really torched. As far as reliving symptoms I rate it’s potency an 8 out of 10. For mind-altering effects, not very powerful, and I would have to give it a 6 or 7. However, for my needs, this is my favorite meds right now.

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: Nausea, appetite stimulation, muscle relaxant, stress reducer, sleeep and insomnia.

mistahprez:

Strain Name: Northern Lights

Grade: A+

Type: Indica

Looks: Dense, smallish, popcorn sized nuggets. Bright green with dark orange hairs, and heavily frosted.

Smell: classic skunk scent. The strongest skunk smell of any strains I’ve smoked(which I’ve smoked a lot).

Taste: earthy taste, with hints of lemon on the first couple puffs.

Effects: Very much a body stone, almost entirely felt in the chest, and legs. Very mellow, no racy or cerebral effects. This strain works wonders for my nausea and stomach pain, and provides a very nice muscle relaxant effect. Legs get a little jelly-like after a few hits, and it makes me feel quite weak due to the potent muscle relaxation. This is a perfect night time strain for me, and ticks all the important boxes: helps me sleep, no raciness or paranoia (I suffer from panic attacks, so this is important), gives me a great appetite boost, relaxes my muscles, and helps me sleep.

Potency: Medicinally, it’s very potent, but is not an overpowering stone for those looking to get really torched. As far as reliving symptoms I rate it’s potency an 8 out of 10. For mind-altering effects, not very powerful, and I would have to give it a 6 or 7. However, for my needs, this is my favorite meds right now.

Reviewed by: Mistah Prez

Good Strain For: Nausea, appetite stimulation, muscle relaxant, stress reducer, sleeep and insomnia.

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Strain Name: Amnesia

Grade: A

Type: Sativa hybrid

Looks: dark green buds that are so covered in crystals and orange hairs you can barley see the green.

Smell: Dank and lemons!! Very nice 

Taste: It has a earthy taste with a citrus hint I like this stuff.

Effects: Hits you quick and is very heady. I had energy but it was mellow. My head felt pretty floaty for about 2 hours, and after 4 hours I could tell the “Amnesia” had worked because I could not remember the previous 2 hours.

Potency: High 

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mistahprez:

Strain Name: Amnesia

Grade: A

Type: Sativa hybrid

Looks: dark green buds that are so covered in crystals and orange hairs you can barley see the green.

Smell: Dank and lemons!! Very nice

Taste: It has a earthy taste with a citrus hint I like this stuff.

Effects: Hits you quick and is very heady. I had energy but it was mellow. My head felt pretty floaty for about 2 hours, and after 4 hours I could tell the “Amnesia” had worked because I could not remember the previous 2 hours.

Potency: High

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